Oh what have you seen my blue-eyed son?

What have you seen has the flogging begun?

I saw a kid with some spray paint he was de-facing bathrooms

Saw officials arrest him after smelling the paint fumes

Saw them beat him so viciously his ass was ablazing

You know that ratan cane is really something amazing

You'd better look both ways before you start spray painting

But on second thought I must not know what I'm saying

'Cause a beating like that it must be oh so embarrassin'

I'd better talk this thing through with ex-Beatle George Harrison

From his Hamburg days, he should know how to act when

You are in a strange land and really don't want your ass kicked

And it's a hard

It's a hard

It's a hard

It's a hard

It's a hard cane.......that's gonna' fall!