They call me carbohydrate man
They call me carbohydrate man and hang up
They call me carb and hang
They call me carpetbagger
They call from Copenhagen
The carpet coffee Saga
The chocolate coffee Sanka
The condom left me hangin'
The call from East Sri Lanka
The caller just said, "Thank Ya!"
The taller red banana
The smaller new red planet
The bawler chewed his magnet
The brawler wooed his magnate
The mall-food carbohydrate
The dude called carbohydrate
They call me carbohydrate
They call me carbohydrate dude and hang up
They call me carb and hang
They stall when calling lately
in Fall they hurried greatly
those dolls that make me cranky
that call from Copenhagen
I don't know why I'm tanking
or who I should be thanking
but call me "carb and hangin'"
a carbon-copy saga
Still coffee tastes like Sanka
no doubt due to this chancre
an all out fun dead ringer
so call me "carb" and linger
the carbon on my fingers
came from the chocolate Zinger
please ask the hostess cupcake
to call me "carbohydrate"
That ode that got me choked up
a tongue and throat sensation
the U.S. is all Coked-up
just call it "Carbo-Nation"
A twin-call two-ring bang up
a double doppleganger
call me "carb" and hang up
or call me "carpetbagger"
sweep me under throw mats
and make it cloak and dagger
feed me to the pole cats
to satisfy their anger
call me carb
call me carbon hang
call me carb and hang up
call me carb and hang up on me
all the carbon
all the carbines
all the carbon in the sea
all the carbon industry
all the carp
all the carbon
all the carbines
all the carp in the sea
all the carp in disease
all the carp industries
in fall they were more hurried
when calling me and thanking
now they don't seem as worried
'bout calling me "carb hangin'"
This never will be done with
this "call me carbo" nonsense
as long as they have fun with
the "call me carbon" essence
They call me carbohydrate man
They call me carbohydrate man and hang up
They call me carb and hang
They call me carpetbagger
They call from Copenhagen
The carpet coffee Saga
The chocolate coffee Sanka
The condom left me hangin'
The call from East Sri Lanka
The caller just said, "Thank Ya!"
The taller red banana
The smaller new red planet
The bawler chewed his magnet
The brawler wooed his magnate
The mall-food carbohydrate
The dude called carbohydrate
They call me carbohydrate
They call me carbohydrate dude and hang up
They call me carb and hang